#WHATSHOULDUCHICAGOCALLME

WHEN I HEAR THAT YOU CAN GET ONTO THE ROOF OF THE REG

WHEN BARTLETT BECAME BUFFET-STYLE

WHEN THE DRUNK VAN TAKES ME TO MCDONALDS

WHEN I UNEXPECTEDLY STUMBLE UPON AN RSO EVENT

WHEN I GET A LIBRARY NOTICE FOR LESS THAN THE $100 LIMIT

WHEN PEOPLE AT STATE SCHOOLS TELL ME WHAT THEY STUDY

WHEN MY UNDERAGE FRIENDS SNEAK INTO JIMMY’S

WHEN I’M CRAMMED ON THE 171

WHEN I GRADUATED

WHEN I MEET A GUY WHOSE CLOTHES AT LEAST KINDA MATCH